mmanalysis:

milesjai:

soundlyawake:

I think Kmart just saved their company with one commercial.

THIS IS GOLD.

I have no words.

THIS IS STILL HILARIOUS

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STILL HILARIOUS

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amemorystream:

noooooooooooooooo

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theonewhosawitall:

$1.1 BILLION

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craplos:

ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.

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ejacutastic:

when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko

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mediaite:

CNN’s Wolf Blitzer Asks Atheist Tornado Survivor If She ‘Thanked The Lord’

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tastemygayrainbow:

if you date me you get to touch my butt anytime you want

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chipcococafe:

Steamed Totoro Cupcakes with recipe (spanish)

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221cbakerstreet:

everybody wants morgan freeman to narrate their life but I want five sassy singing lady muses

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futurechainz:

2 Chainz and Detective Olivia Benson

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pizza:

*uses snapchat text bar to cover double chin*

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